Just to let you know that my new car arrived today at 8.00am (SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon - Ling) - great! I didn't have to wait in all day. I also wanted to thank you for providing an easy to follow, efficient and friendly service and I definitely will be recommending you to my friends and family."
Mark
Editor Note:
Mark, SAAB is VERY nice car, I had one myself for 6 months. And the Sportwagon is like fast estate car! Lots of room for noodles in boot, heh. Be careful in Stockton, it is damn rough and polluted place, like Shenzen. Make sure you keep nice new SAAB in a garage! -
Ling
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Peter says... Great Cars! Great Prices! Great Service!
Peter
Editor Note:
Wah! This Honda Jazz is the 3rd car you have had from me this year, Peter! No wonder you are tired of writing long letters to me! Keep it short and sweet like Honda Jazz, eh? Thanks for business, what a shame Stockton is 1 hour from Gateshead, or I would ask you to begin cleaning contract in my kitchen! Soy sauce and noodles from floor to ceiling! Yum. -
Ling
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Simon says... Dear Ling,
Thank you for the sweets!
Excellent service from Ling - our new Picasso is the fifth (WOW! - Ling) car we have had from LINGsCARS.com, and I am sure it won't be the last!!
How much for the Rocket Launcher?
Simon
Editor Note:
Aha, aha, aha... because you are in North East in delightful beautiful place Hartlepool (with American Dioxin PCB Ships) you have seen my ex PLA Zil Nuclear Missile Launcher on A1(M) at Darlington. Yes, you can buy... I sell to you at special discount price £10,000. It has 500 km only, is 1970, is MOT exempt and has free road tax class, which ofsets 7mpg from 7.0 V8 petrol engine. You will be pleased that nuclear missile points west towards America, in retalliation for your Asbestos Ships in Harlepool marina. -
Ling
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Peter says... Great Service - Great Prices. What you see is what you get. If anyone finds cheaper/better, please tell me.
Peter
Editor Note:
Ah, so you looking for cheaper and better, Peter? It will be very difficult to find. No one has such low overheads as me, and most contract hire companies ask for high commission per car. I do not. Why pay more just to feed company's large staff wage bill and pay for many admin girls all up duff and on maternity leave??? You are long term repeating customer, Peter, and I hope you enjoy new Robo-Citroen C4 -
Ling
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Simon says... Excellent service - our 4th car from Ling and I'm sure it won't be the last!! Thank you for the Chinese sweet. Enclosed are some sweets from Spain from a colleague on a recent holiday.
Simon
Editor Note:
Simon, you have very nice car with new Citroen C4, very cheap at the moment. Thanks for sweets. I always brainwash customer by sending small Chinese sweets containing drug. It works, heh -
Ling
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Glenn says...
I need contract hire car in New Year (Chinese New Year). Good luck, Ling, u r an 88888888 winner babe!
Glenn
Editor Note:
Glenn, how you know 8 is lucky number, then you give me 8 x 8's! Wow. You must watch many HSBC adverts! Please not to send me big bowl of snake soup. That is Guandong. They eat anything there! -
Ling
"Hi Ling,
Editor Note:
Mark, SAAB is VERY nice car, I had one myself for 6 months. And the Sportwagon is like fast estate car! Lots of room for noodles in boot, heh. Be careful in Stockton, it is damn rough and polluted place, like Shenzen. Make sure you keep nice new SAAB in a garage! -
Ling
Great Cars!
Dear Ling,
Great Service - Great Prices. What you see is what you get. If anyone finds cheaper/better, please tell me. 
